Thursday, January 29, 2009

Death to the dougnuts!

I spend the entire day chewing through bags of pretzels like nobody's damn business. My coach wants me eating healthy, or in her own words, "You know you're going to die if you eat that--" She points at the mini doughnuts "--Right?"

...I set aside the dougnut and pouted.

Did you know bugels are bad for you? They contain some partially hydrogenated chemical stuff that messes up your system. Don't fall for it's finger-capping fun! It's all a trick, I tell you! A trick!

TIPS: When reading labels, watch out for these: High fructose corn syrup (Don't believe those stupid commercials, they really are bad for you. Moderation my ass), Partially hydrogenated oils, sugar, enriched anything, and salt.

If one of them's in the first four ingredients, it means it has more of the bad stuff. It orders from highest to lowest.
You better watch out, Johhny Law.

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Today was a half-day, but my mom didn't know that. I got back at 12 and spent the extra two hours blowing up Nazis (Call of Duty 4) and watching Stepbrothers at my friend's house. I hung out there until it was around the time my bus would drop me off at home and then just bolted back to my house. 'Tis was an interesting afternoon...Until her granddad pooped on the party.

So, my mom totally bought the lie when I walked in (Score!), and made me clean my room. Grr. Which reminds me, I was invited to hang out with a few friends at a chinese restaurant. Captain Morgan is supposed to be there (Person I mildly obsess with for the heck of it), so I'm definitely considering it. Surprisingly enough, I don't feel like doing anything this Friday.

There's a party in The Lakes. Someone told me it was open, so I told them I was going to consider, too. Chinese resaurant, or party? Argh.

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I still have all A's this semester. Biology and Italian are bordering on B's, and I don't want that. No way, jose. If I get all A's this semester, I finally get a new phone. New phone means new responsibilities and the ability to bootycall. Oooh, yeah.

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